"I've seen you twice standing at the bar, and I love how you wear a blue all-terrain coat when everyone else wears serious and somber black. Everyone is serious about coffee there, and so are you. In fact, you stood there for an hour while I tried to make eye contact with you and pretended to study. Next time we're there together, think about me and not the coffee."
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/1550206992.html
So at least we know there is at least another Jeff Goldblum look alike out there, eh? Good luck to the poster of this ad. ;)