"I've seen you twice standing at the bar, and I love how you wear a blue all-terrain coat when everyone else wears serious and somber black. Everyone is serious about coffee there, and so are you. In fact, you stood there for an hour while I tried to make eye contact with you and pretended to study. Next time we're there together, think about me and not the coffee."
So at least we know there is at least another Jeff Goldblum look alike out there, eh? Good luck to the poster of this ad. ;)